Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Debbie:

Debbie: But Daddy, I don’t want to do it anymore.
The Dad: Debbie you only have to do it with me for two more years then
I’ll do your younger sister and leave you alone.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Girl Calling Out for Her Mother:

Suzzie: Mother please come her, Daddy is fucking me again.
Mother: Sorry dear when he is doing you he’s leaving me alone.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Mary:
Priest: Mary lets go into my office.
Mary: But Daddy your going to get my church dress dirty.
Priest: Now Mary I told you never to call me Daddy unless we are alone.
Otherwise you call be Father like everyone else.
Mary: Okay!