Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy, Mommy - Daddy just spanked me for having sex with Ronnie!
But honey, Ronnie is the dog!?!
I know Mommy but his thing is so BIG....

Today's Pedophile Joke

Young Girl running around the house naked: Mommy, Mommy; Daddy is trying get me pregnant.
Mother yelling back: Better you than me!

Today's Pedophile Joke

A ittle boy comes running into his father and says,
Daddy, Daddy I think you should have the babbysitter, I hear she's really good!

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Dog:

Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the dog keeps sniffing my pussy.
Mother: I told you to wear panties in the house.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Debbie:

Debbie: But Daddy, I don’t want to do it anymore.
The Dad: Debbie you only have to do it with me for two more years then
I’ll do your younger sister and leave you alone.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Girl Calling Out for Her Mother:

Suzzie: Mother please come her, Daddy is fucking me again.
Mother: Sorry dear when he is doing you he’s leaving me alone.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Mary:
Priest: Mary lets go into my office.
Mary: But Daddy your going to get my church dress dirty.
Priest: Now Mary I told you never to call me Daddy unless we are alone.
Otherwise you call be Father like everyone else.
Mary: Okay!