Father Calling His Daughter:
Father: Come Here Sweetheart for Daddy.
Little Girl: But Daddy I don’t want to lick it again, you always put it up little Roy’s
butt hole first, and that chocolate taste just like shit to me.
Aug 19, 2009
Aug 14, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
A little boy comes home from church and asks his mother....
Mommy, is there a Devil?
The mother says, Yes.
The boy asks, Does he get inside of us?
The mother says, Sometimes.
The little boy says, Well I don't have the devil in me no more, Father Joe sucked him out and swallowed him this morning.
Mommy, is there a Devil?
The mother says, Yes.
The boy asks, Does he get inside of us?
The mother says, Sometimes.
The little boy says, Well I don't have the devil in me no more, Father Joe sucked him out and swallowed him this morning.
Aug 13, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Eating Pussy:
A little boy runs into his mother, his face is all scratched up and bleeding.
The Mother says, "What happened to you?"
The Little Boy replies, "The neighbors cat did this to me."
The Mother asked, "How did it happen?"
The Little Boy says, "I heard Daddy talking on the phone to Uncle Bob. He was saying he loves to eat pussy."
A little boy runs into his mother, his face is all scratched up and bleeding.
The Mother says, "What happened to you?"
The Little Boy replies, "The neighbors cat did this to me."
The Mother asked, "How did it happen?"
The Little Boy says, "I heard Daddy talking on the phone to Uncle Bob. He was saying he loves to eat pussy."
Aug 11, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
A Night with the Boys:
Little Girl: Mommy can you ask Daddy not to play Poker anymore.
Mother: What do you mean child?
Little Girl: Well all the men got drunk and passed me around like I was a toy.
Little Girl: Mommy can you ask Daddy not to play Poker anymore.
Mother: What do you mean child?
Little Girl: Well all the men got drunk and passed me around like I was a toy.
Aug 10, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Hello little girl how would you like to get in my Van and play with my Puppy?
Aug 5, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
THE BIRD:
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes
up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital
and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to
a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they find the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played
with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and
smashed all its eggs!!"
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes
up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital
and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to
a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they find the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played
with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and
smashed all its eggs!!"
Aug 3, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Little Girl’s Conversation with her Mother:
Mother: Sherry what’s wrong, why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy Uncle Louie was taking the dog for a walk. The dog stopped and
took a pee on the neighbor’s tree. Uncle Louie then took his thing out and took a pee
on the tree.
Mother: That damn Uncle Louie of yours. But Sherry why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy I told Uncle Louie I had to pee. So he said go ahead. I pulled up
my dress and peed next to the tree. Uncle Louie still had his thing out when a policeman came by. The police arrested Uncle Louie and the dog ran away.
Mother: Sherry what’s wrong, why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy Uncle Louie was taking the dog for a walk. The dog stopped and
took a pee on the neighbor’s tree. Uncle Louie then took his thing out and took a pee
on the tree.
Mother: That damn Uncle Louie of yours. But Sherry why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy I told Uncle Louie I had to pee. So he said go ahead. I pulled up
my dress and peed next to the tree. Uncle Louie still had his thing out when a policeman came by. The police arrested Uncle Louie and the dog ran away.
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