Today's Pedophile Joke

A young girl goes to counseling with a Catholic Priest.
The girls says, "Father I am starting to develop, I just got my first period last month."
The priest replies, "That's nice child."
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Priest, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
The Priest replies, "Yes my child they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "Father what you think of my virgin pussy?"
The Priest replies, "It's very nice child."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Father, do you want this virgin pussy or not?"
The Priest smiles and says, "No my child, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother."

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Ten Levels of Thought for a Pedophile:

(1) Fantasy
(2) Obsession
(3) Abduction
(4) Perversion
(5) Smell It
(6) Lick It
(7) Have Your Way With It
(8) Photograph It
(9) Share the Pictures on the Internet
(10) Discard It

Today's Pedophile Joke

The First Time:

This won’t hurt sweetie.
But Daddy are you sure this is RIGHT ?

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Mother Wants to Know:

The mother of a teenage high school girl asks, "How come I don't see any of your underwear in the laundry anymore?"

The young teen girl replies, "Oh mother I don't wear panties anymore the principal likes me ready to go at a moments notice."

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Tattletale:

A little boy comes running in to his mother and says, "Johnny just Shit all over the dog.'

The mother, in shock, says: "Didn't I tell you not to curse young man, and what do you mean Johnny pooped all over the dog, explain yourself."

The little boy says, "Yes mommy Johnny pooped all over the dogs head. He held the dog down, then pooped on his head!"

The mother still in shock says, "Why did Johnny do that?"

The little boy says, "Well the dog humped Johnny's leg and wouldn't let go, so Johnny said he was gonna teach that dog a lesson."

The mother asks, "Did Johnny tell you what that lesson was?"

The little boy says, "This will teach him not to fuck with Johnny!"

Today's Pedophile Joke

Daddy Talking to His Little Girl …

Daddy: Lets play Mommy and Daddy.
Little Girl: Ok, but Mommy says you are really bad it.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Father Calling His Daughter:

Father: Come Here Sweetheart for Daddy.
Little Girl: But Daddy I don’t want to lick it again, you always put it up little Roy’s
butt hole first, and that chocolate taste just like shit to me.