Q and A:
Q. What has a 500 legs and no pubic hair?
A. The front row at an N SYNC concert.
A. All the girls at the Hanna Montana Concert.
Oct 16, 2009
Oct 5, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Q and A:
Q. What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."
Q. What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."
Oct 1, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Famous Pedophile Pick-up Lines:
--- Do you want to see my puppy?
--- I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
--- Lets both try on a ‘Condom’ to see how it fits.
--- If you rub my lamp a Genie will pop out.
--- Come here and blow on my magic flute.
--- Put your hand in my pocket for some candy.
--- Want to lick my lollipop?
--- Want to play with my puppy?
--- Your Mommy said it’s Ok !!
--- You have to swim in the pool naked.
--- Would you like a nice bubble bath?
--- Show me what do you have under that dress.
--- Lets play Ken and Barbie.
--- Come sit on my lap and we’ll play horsey.
--- Do you want to see my puppy?
--- I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
--- Lets both try on a ‘Condom’ to see how it fits.
--- If you rub my lamp a Genie will pop out.
--- Come here and blow on my magic flute.
--- Put your hand in my pocket for some candy.
--- Want to lick my lollipop?
--- Want to play with my puppy?
--- Your Mommy said it’s Ok !!
--- You have to swim in the pool naked.
--- Would you like a nice bubble bath?
--- Show me what do you have under that dress.
--- Lets play Ken and Barbie.
--- Come sit on my lap and we’ll play horsey.
Sep 23, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Little Johnny comes running into the kitchen and says to his Mother, "Mommy Mommy guess what, Daddy just taught me how to masturbate."
The Mother some what taken back and surprised, looks at Little Johnny and says, "That's nice dear."
Little Johnny then asks his Mother, "But Mommy why did Daddy want me to shoot my goo into his mouth?"
The Mother some what taken back and surprised, looks at Little Johnny and says, "That's nice dear."
Little Johnny then asks his Mother, "But Mommy why did Daddy want me to shoot my goo into his mouth?"
Sep 17, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
A young girl goes to counseling with a Catholic Priest.
The girls says, "Father I am starting to develop, I just got my first period last month."
The priest replies, "That's nice child."
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Priest, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
The Priest replies, "Yes my child they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "Father what you think of my virgin pussy?"
The Priest replies, "It's very nice child."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Father, do you want this virgin pussy or not?"
The Priest smiles and says, "No my child, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother."
The girls says, "Father I am starting to develop, I just got my first period last month."
The priest replies, "That's nice child."
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Priest, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
The Priest replies, "Yes my child they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "Father what you think of my virgin pussy?"
The Priest replies, "It's very nice child."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Father, do you want this virgin pussy or not?"
The Priest smiles and says, "No my child, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother."
Sep 15, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
The Ten Levels of Thought for a Pedophile:
(1) Fantasy
(2) Obsession
(3) Abduction
(4) Perversion
(5) Smell It
(6) Lick It
(7) Have Your Way With It
(8) Photograph It
(9) Share the Pictures on the Internet
(10) Discard It
(1) Fantasy
(2) Obsession
(3) Abduction
(4) Perversion
(5) Smell It
(6) Lick It
(7) Have Your Way With It
(8) Photograph It
(9) Share the Pictures on the Internet
(10) Discard It
Sep 1, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
The First Time:
This won’t hurt sweetie.
But Daddy are you sure this is RIGHT ?
This won’t hurt sweetie.
But Daddy are you sure this is RIGHT ?
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