Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q) Why did the old man hire the teenage girl to babysit?
A) He wanted to rock the cradle.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q) Why do pedophiles favor 5-year-olds?
A) Because all 3 holes are still tight!!

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q) Daddy, Daddy! What is a pedophile?

A) 
Shut up son, and keep licking my balls.

Today's Pedophile Joke

A little girl runs into her Mommy's room and says, "Uncle Jimmy makes my poop hole hurt."
The mother replies, "He makes my poop hole hurt too."
The father, in the bathroom over hears this, comes out and says, "Wow, he's been busy, my poop hole also hurts!"

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:
Q.) How come Michael Jackson was never been convicted of child abuse?
A.) Simple, why do think he kept a live Tiger on his property.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:
Q.) Why did Madonna final have children?
A.) Because she wanted live dolls to play with.

Today's Pedophile Joke

A lawyer and his pedophile client are walking down the street.
The Pedophile sees a 10-year-old little girl in her school uniform. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"