Little Debbie:
Debbie: But Daddy, I don’t want to do it anymore.
The Dad: Debbie you only have to do it with me for two more years then
I’ll do your younger sister and leave you alone.
Jun 22, 2009
Jun 12, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Girl Calling Out for Her Mother:
Suzzie: Mother please come her, Daddy is fucking me again.
Mother: Sorry dear when he is doing you he’s leaving me alone.
Suzzie: Mother please come her, Daddy is fucking me again.
Mother: Sorry dear when he is doing you he’s leaving me alone.
Jun 4, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Little Mary:
Priest: Mary lets go into my office.
Mary: But Daddy your going to get my church dress dirty.
Priest: Now Mary I told you never to call me Daddy unless we are alone.
Otherwise you call be Father like everyone else.
Mary: Okay!
Priest: Mary lets go into my office.
Mary: But Daddy your going to get my church dress dirty.
Priest: Now Mary I told you never to call me Daddy unless we are alone.
Otherwise you call be Father like everyone else.
Mary: Okay!
May 26, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Who’s a Slut:
Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the boys at school called me a slut.
Mother: Did you tell the teacher?
Little Girl: He was the one who started it.
Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the boys at school called me a slut.
Mother: Did you tell the teacher?
Little Girl: He was the one who started it.
May 18, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Little Suzzie and The Pedophile:
Little Suzzie is approached by a Pedophile.
The man asks, “Would you like to taste my salami?”
Little Suzzie replies, “No thanks, I tasted Little Johnny’s yesterday and I’ve decided I only want meat that has been cooked.”
Little Suzzie is approached by a Pedophile.
The man asks, “Would you like to taste my salami?”
Little Suzzie replies, “No thanks, I tasted Little Johnny’s yesterday and I’ve decided I only want meat that has been cooked.”
May 14, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
(Q) - How many pedophiles does it take to fool the police?
(A) - Just one if he is a Catholic Priest!
(A) - Just one if he is a Catholic Priest!
May 8, 2009
Today's Pedophile Joke
Drug Store:
A man walks into a drugstore and heads for the pharmacy counter.
He says, "I need some birth control."
Seeing the puzzled look on the pharmacists face, he goes on to say:
"It’s for my 12-year old daughter."
The pharmacist asks, "Is your 12-year old daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lays there and takes it like her mom."
A man walks into a drugstore and heads for the pharmacy counter.
He says, "I need some birth control."
Seeing the puzzled look on the pharmacists face, he goes on to say:
"It’s for my 12-year old daughter."
The pharmacist asks, "Is your 12-year old daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lays there and takes it like her mom."
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