Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy Mommy I just got my first facial.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy the ice cream man gave me a free sundae.
It came with his specially made whipped cream topping.
But why did he use his penis to make it?

Today's Pedophile Joke

Daddy can I suck your cock this time before you put it up brother’s butt hole?

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy Mommy the principal spanked me today.
He said I have the nicest ass he’s ever seen.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Redneck Sex:

Get off me, Daddy! Yore crushin' mah cigarettes!

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Suzzie comes running into tell her Mommy....
Mommy Mommy, Johnny shots his stuff all over my panties again.
The mother asks, Did you lock your bedroom door as Daddy told you. You know he sneaks in while your away or in the shower.
No Mommy answers Suzzie, this time I was wearing them!

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy Daddy makes my poop hurt.

Yeah I know, he makes my poop hurt too!