May 26, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Who’s a Slut:
Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the boys at school called me a slut.
Mother: Did you tell the teacher?
Little Girl: He was the one who started it.

May 18, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Suzzie and The Pedophile:

Little Suzzie is approached by a Pedophile.
The man asks, “Would you like to taste my salami?”
Little Suzzie replies, “No thanks, I tasted Little Johnny’s yesterday and I’ve decided I only want meat that has been cooked.”

May 14, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

(Q) - How many pedophiles does it take to fool the police?

(A) - Just one if he is a Catholic Priest!

May 8, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Drug Store:
A man walks into a drugstore and heads for the pharmacy counter.
He says, "I need some birth control."
Seeing the puzzled look on the pharmacists face, he goes on to say:
"It’s for my 12-year old daughter."
The pharmacist asks, "Is your 12-year old daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lays there and takes it like her mom."

May 6, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Some Balls:
Man: Hey little girl I put my balls on your mommy's chin last night. How would you like me to do that with you?
Little Girl: Oh Daddy, you know your balls are too big for my little chin and they'll just slide off again.

May 4, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Little Boy, the Sailor, and the Marine:
One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom when a sailor walked in.
"Wow, mister! Are you a real sailor?"
"I sure am. Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Yeah! Awesome!" said the little boy and starting jumping for joy. Soon, a Marine walked in.
"Wow, mister! Are you a real Marine?"
"I sure am. Would you like to suck my dick?"
"Oh, no, mister I'm not a real sailor. I'm just borrowing the hat."

May 3, 2009

Some Very Funny Pedophile Jokes

These jokes are coming soon, too this Blog, for your amusement.

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