Today's Pedophile Joke

Who’s a Slut:
Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the boys at school called me a slut.
Mother: Did you tell the teacher?
Little Girl: He was the one who started it.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Suzzie and The Pedophile:

Little Suzzie is approached by a Pedophile.
The man asks, “Would you like to taste my salami?”
Little Suzzie replies, “No thanks, I tasted Little Johnny’s yesterday and I’ve decided I only want meat that has been cooked.”

Today's Pedophile Joke

(Q) - How many pedophiles does it take to fool the police?

(A) - Just one if he is a Catholic Priest!

Today's Pedophile Joke

Drug Store:
A man walks into a drugstore and heads for the pharmacy counter.
He says, "I need some birth control."
Seeing the puzzled look on the pharmacists face, he goes on to say:
"It’s for my 12-year old daughter."
The pharmacist asks, "Is your 12-year old daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lays there and takes it like her mom."

Today's Pedophile Joke

Some Balls:
Man: Hey little girl I put my balls on your mommy's chin last night. How would you like me to do that with you?
Little Girl: Oh Daddy, you know your balls are too big for my little chin and they'll just slide off again.

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Little Boy, the Sailor, and the Marine:
One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom when a sailor walked in.
"Wow, mister! Are you a real sailor?"
"I sure am. Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Yeah! Awesome!" said the little boy and starting jumping for joy. Soon, a Marine walked in.
"Wow, mister! Are you a real Marine?"
"I sure am. Would you like to suck my dick?"
"Oh, no, mister I'm not a real sailor. I'm just borrowing the hat."

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