Jul 27, 2009

Jul 23, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy the ice cream man gave me a free sundae.
It came with his specially made whipped cream topping.
But why did he use his penis to make it?

Jul 20, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Daddy can I suck your cock this time before you put it up brother’s butt hole?

Jul 18, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy Mommy the principal spanked me today.
He said I have the nicest ass he’s ever seen.

Jul 15, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Redneck Sex:

Get off me, Daddy! Yore crushin' mah cigarettes!

Jul 13, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Suzzie comes running into tell her Mommy....
Mommy Mommy, Johnny shots his stuff all over my panties again.
The mother asks, Did you lock your bedroom door as Daddy told you. You know he sneaks in while your away or in the shower.
No Mommy answers Suzzie, this time I was wearing them!

Jul 10, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy Daddy makes my poop hurt.

Yeah I know, he makes my poop hurt too!

Jul 9, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

A 13-year-old dumb blond comes running into her Mommy and says...
Mommy, learning my A, B, D's makes my head hurt. I'll never get into high school.

The mother looks at her daughter and says,
Now now don't worry just sleep with all your teachers and you'll pass.

Jul 8, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Mommy, Mommy - Daddy just spanked me for having sex with Ronnie!
But honey, Ronnie is the dog!?!
I know Mommy but his thing is so BIG....

Jul 7, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Young Girl running around the house naked: Mommy, Mommy; Daddy is trying get me pregnant.
Mother yelling back: Better you than me!

Jul 6, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

A ittle boy comes running into his father and says,
Daddy, Daddy I think you should have the babbysitter, I hear she's really good!

Jul 1, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Dog:

Little Girl: Mommy Mommy the dog keeps sniffing my pussy.
Mother: I told you to wear panties in the house.