At the Restaurant:
Two Pedophiles enjoying breakfast at a local restaurant were having a conversation.
First Ped: My latest little thing is a squirmer, but I always get her there.
Second Ped: Well mine is like a board she just lies there.
First Ped: You half to take your time with them, slowly they will come along.
Second Ped: Nope this girl is eleven and she will never be able to do anything but just lay there.
First Ped: Why do you say that?
Second Ped: Because shes dead.
First Ped: Dead, what do you mean?
Second Ped: Yeah Dead, she was that way when I grab her.
First Ped: Where did you get this one?
Second Ped: From the hospital morgue.
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A little girl runs into her Mommy's room and says, "Uncle Jimmy makes my poop hole hurt."
The mother replies, "He makes my poop hole hurt too."
The father, in the bathroom over hears this, comes out and says, "Wow, he's been busy, my poop hole also hurts!"