Sep 23, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Johnny comes running into the kitchen and says to his Mother, "Mommy Mommy guess what, Daddy just taught me how to masturbate."
The Mother some what taken back and surprised, looks at Little Johnny and says, "That's nice dear."
Little Johnny then asks his Mother, "But Mommy why did Daddy want me to shoot my goo into his mouth?"

Sep 17, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

A young girl goes to counseling with a Catholic Priest.
The girls says, "Father I am starting to develop, I just got my first period last month."
The priest replies, "That's nice child."
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Priest, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
The Priest replies, "Yes my child they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "Father what you think of my virgin pussy?"
The Priest replies, "It's very nice child."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Father, do you want this virgin pussy or not?"
The Priest smiles and says, "No my child, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother."

Sep 15, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

The Ten Levels of Thought for a Pedophile:

(1) Fantasy
(2) Obsession
(3) Abduction
(4) Perversion
(5) Smell It
(6) Lick It
(7) Have Your Way With It
(8) Photograph It
(9) Share the Pictures on the Internet
(10) Discard It

Sep 1, 2009

Today's Pedophile Joke

The First Time:

This won’t hurt sweetie.
But Daddy are you sure this is RIGHT ?