Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q. Why do Pedophiles like to eat a little girl’s pussy?
A. Because they don’t smell yet.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q. What's a Pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
A. Before the First Period.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q. What has a 500 legs and no pubic hair?
A. The front row at an N SYNC concert.
A. All the girls at the Hanna Montana Concert.

Today's Pedophile Joke

Q and A:

Q. What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."

Today's Pedophile Joke

Famous Pedophile Pick-up Lines:

--- Do you want to see my puppy?
--- I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
--- Lets both try on a ‘Condom’ to see how it fits.
--- If you rub my lamp a Genie will pop out.
--- Come here and blow on my magic flute.
--- Put your hand in my pocket for some candy.
--- Want to lick my lollipop?
--- Want to play with my puppy?
--- Your Mommy said it’s Ok !!
--- You have to swim in the pool naked.
--- Would you like a nice bubble bath?
--- Show me what do you have under that dress.
--- Lets play Ken and Barbie.
--- Come sit on my lap and we’ll play horsey.