Today's Pedophile Joke

Little Girl’s Conversation with her Mother:

Mother: Sherry what’s wrong, why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy Uncle Louie was taking the dog for a walk. The dog stopped and
took a pee on the neighbor’s tree. Uncle Louie then took his thing out and took a pee
on the tree.
Mother: That damn Uncle Louie of yours. But Sherry why are you crying?
Little Girl: Mommy I told Uncle Louie I had to pee. So he said go ahead. I pulled up
my dress and peed next to the tree. Uncle Louie still had his thing out when a policeman came by. The police arrested Uncle Louie and the dog ran away.